{"product_id":"brass-monkey-professional-procrastinator-floaty-pen-set","title":"Brass Monkey Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set","description":"Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se.\n\n• Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.\n• Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)\n• Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)\n• Each pen measures 6\" long and .5\" in diameter.\n• Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41214695637086,"sku":"9780735368804","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0487\/7841\/files\/1B11CC0A-AB51-4460-8A44-7E0FA0C9DAC0.png?v=1740185135","url":"https:\/\/www.broomestgeneral.sbs\/products\/brass-monkey-professional-procrastinator-floaty-pen-set","provider":"Broome Street General Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}